Pick 3 characters, and have them answer the following questions accordingly. (They may be original characters or not):
1. Rune [[My D&D Character, Elf, Rogue, True Neutral, Likes to hump things.]]
2. Absynthe [[Another D&D Character in a game I DM. I run the character. Half Desert-Elf, Half Vampire, Druid, Lawful Evil, Quiet type. Carries an umbrella and a wolf. Family murdered by Desert Orcs. Prostituted for money and ran a bar for a time.]]
3. Jade Shadowstalker [[Lead in the comic book me and my husband’s working on. Woohoo! Hot!]]

1. Number one, what was your childhood like?
I’m still pretty young for an elf. It was okay. It’s like everyone else is around me. Fighting for food and what not.

2. Character number three, if you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? (It can be something regarding your personal history, or something that is in the history books.)
Well, I would guess I would want to stop the government from creating animal/human hybrids, putting mechanics in humans, creating androids and destroying alien worlds so the aliens wouldn’t have killed my dad, created a nuclear holocaust, and enslaved what was left of the world.

3. Number two, would you rather be immortal and eternally miserable, or live a mortal, blissfully peaceful life?
… Well… see… I have no choice in the matter now, but, other than the parent death. I like me as I am. Immortal.

4. Say, character number three, how much do you weigh?
Don’t know. Don’t care.

5. Have you ever loved and lost, number one? I'll bet it was your fault, wasn't it? Tsk tsk...
No. I don’t love and if I lose I’m usually okay with it. Unless I lose at poker. -_-

6. Oh, no character two! You've just strolled into a department store to admire the lovely washing machines when a guy with a nylon stocking over his head runs in and holds the whole store at gunpoint! How will you save the day? (If you are a coward and do not wish to save the day, what do you do upon Stocking Head's arrival?)
Send the wolf after him.

7. Number Three, tell your best "Yo Momma" joke.
What is Yo Momma?? O.o

8. Who is the one person you cannot live without, character number one? Why? (Please don't say Oprah, please don't say Oprah...)
Myself. -_-

9. Hey, number two, tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets. To make you feel better, I'll tell one of mine: I don't have any deep, dark secrets.
Hmmm. I don’t have any. I mean, if they ask. I tell. I guess… I’m not really as evil as I let on.

10. All characters: What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones? (Yes...the kazoo counts. Your nose, however, does not.)
R – Nothing.
A – Um, Raziel plays the guitar… he’s pretty good. I play nothing.
J – Whatever’s at the bar.

11. What is the most annoying thing in the world, character one?
This elf we found, I don’t care to learn his name. He killed himself kick a door.

12. Finish the statement, number three: Art is...
Pretty?

12. Finish the statement, number two: People are...
Yummy!

13. Finish the statement, number one: Imagination...
Would be cool.

14. All characters: Out of the three of you, who is the most outgoing? Reserved? Humorous? Stinky?
R – I think I’m the most stinky. *smells herself* I haven’t had a bath in a while.
A – I am the most reserved.
J – I would like to think I am both the most humorous and the most outgoing! ^_^

15. Quick, Number three! Write a poem!
Circuits are green
Blood is red
I’d rather have alcohol
Than be all dead.

16. What is your favorite word, number one?
GOLD!!!!!!!! Also, hump.

17. Character number three, what is one weird thing that you can do? (i.e. wiggle your ears, fold your tongue, play 'amazing grace' with your armpit...)
I can drink any of you under the table. Also, I can kill you. Killing you is fun.

18. Speak any other languages, Number Two?
Elven and Common.

19. What is your nationality, character number one?
Elven.

20. Pick, number two: asparagus or canned peas? Please elaborate.
Blood!

21. What scares you the most, character three?
The death of my family.

22. All characters: What is one thing you would like the world to know about you?
R – Um, I like to adventure?
A – …
J – I wouldn’t know where to begin. Hmm. I like girls! ^_^ And drinking. And I don’t know… stuff! Yes. Stuff!